utterly depraved & quietly losing control.
Do you ever get a crush on somebody but like, it never really turns into proper feelings its more so "gosh you’re cute and you make the days a little brighter and it bums me out when I don’t see you and you make me smile like a goof and get stupid butterflies but its fun" but you don’t really ever see yourself actually dating this person? Not because of any fault on their part of course but its just…nice; to have a simple little dumb crush without any angst attached to it.
Bless those moments in life
Lord knows it keeps many a person sane
omfg someone just reblogged my Bertbutt gifset with the tag “hobo prince” and im really mad because like, WHY THE FUCK DID I NEVER THINK TO CALL HIM THAT?!?! ALL OF MY LOVE’S HAVE PRINCE RELATED NICKNAMES
I HECKED UP YOU GUYS
I HECKED UP SO BAD
ALL THESE YEARS WASTED
*thinks about otp*
There is nothing more satisfying then having someone walk into your bedroom for the first time and having their first reaction be to look around for about 5 seconds and go “Yeaah, this is pretty much exactly how I imagined it.”
I literally never get tired of that haha
it makes me really sad to know that the only ‘happy birthday’ written on my work crush’s card on our b-day wall is from me since he’s such a cutie who doesn’t really socialize with anyone at all :( Any time I get more than a ‘hey’ and sheepish wave and floppy grin out of him is really amazing and makes me stupid giddy haha
So funny story (cut because meh wont clog your dash)
literally my arguments for everything are always either
"I’m a fucking perpetual five year old I can’t help it don’t judge me!"
"I’m an adult! I pay bills! I did my taxes! I have a job!"
countrichmond is the most depraved motherfucker
it is the first thing mentioned on my blog lmao
I’m a simple creature with simple needs and all I ask is for my men to have bloody noses and bloody lips and weak knees and bruised ribs and bandaged arms and a broken spirit.
is that asking too much?
i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY
so i just got mindfucked by my sister and i don’t know how to react ??? (long story sorry)
ok so backstory: for as long as I can remember my sister has always made fun of me for the dumb crush I had on Iolas from Hercules: The Legendary Journey when I was a kid. (don’t ask ok I just did. I vaguely remember it but yeah, I did. it was a thing shut up lmao) She brings it up ALL the time and I’m usually trying to hide my shame for it lolol
Anyways, I’m sat here watching my TAJ dvd right? When she walks in to ask me something but stops to see what I’m watching. It was some scene with Anders and she’s like “He looks familiar. I know him huh? What else has he done?” So I tell her he’s the blondie in the Hobbit and she’s like “no….something else….”
So I tell her idk what she could possibly be thinking of. I offhand comment that he was in Young Herc and she snaps “YES THAT’S-OMG HAHA YOUR BOYFRIEND IOLAS”
and I’m just sat there fucking DUMBSTRUCK because, look, I’m not gonna claim I knew about Dean before the Hobbit. I’m 300% sure I didn’t. And I tell her “How did you know that’s who he played?”
She’s laughing and she’s like “Cos he’s your midget boyfriend! He turned out alright afterall.” Meanwhile I’m still sat here like WTF IS GOING ON and I tell her he’s not my bf Iolas, because I never watched Young Hercules. I could SWEAR to you I never remember watching it. Xena & H:TLJ? Yeah, all the time, that was my SHIT as a kid. But not Young Herc. Maybe an episode or two but I never got into it (as far as I remember???)
But she goes on to tell me that, although it wasn’t my fave, I would watch it when nothing else was on and it’s the sole reason she perpetually makes fun of my thing for Iolas. Because that was mostly the reason I tolerated the Young Herc show apparently. Because I liked him in both shows.
BECAUSE APPARENTLY CHILD!ERIKA WAS IN LOVE WITH DEAN AND DOESN’T REMEMBER JACK SHIT ABOUT IT. IM UPSET AND CONFUSED AND I DON’T KNOW WHATS GOING ON MY LIFE IS A LIE ???
I just. I’m. idek man.
Be careful what you wish for…?