utterly depraved & quietly losing control.
Omfg right now as i was leaving work my boss walked past me and she was like “oh good i caught you before you left! Theres a present for you in my office!” so i go and look and what is it?
A COPY OF DESOLATION OF SMAUG
DSJAKHDHSALSJHSSKSHSJSKA!!!!!! I was jumping around just as she came back and started laughing and i practically tackled her with my hug lol. She was like “i wasnt sure if you had it yet so i asked around to make sure. Consider it a reward for being such a great team member.” I thanked her like a million times and practically skipped out of the door lol
She gets the best boss award today
Me. With everything. Ever. —
So I was rambling to one of my team leads tonight about my love for castles and anatomy and language and he sat there totally indulging my ridiculousness and then just kinda said “so basically, you like structure. you like the aesthetic of the smaller things that make up the big picture.”
and like, legit, I had never ever thought of it that way before. I’d never bothered to think of a correlation between the things y’know? It’s just shit I love to look at and learn about. I pretty much sat there stunned and it gave me a whole new outlook on a lot of stuff.
i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
When you’re interested enough in the storyline of a thing that you want to know more, but you also don’t really care if it ends up getting spoiled for you
The one and only downside to getting a new tattoo means I can’t donate blood for a whole year 8(
I understand why but it doesn’t make me any less upset about it -__-
Things that will just never be possible for me:
Passing any water level in any video game EVER. Can’t be done. Literally the one reason I never finished Super Mario Sunshine; those fucking water stages had me wanting to claw my face off. My dislike/fear of large bodies of water legit runs that deep and has since I can remember.
It’s also hard for me to watch any movies/TV that have a lot of underwater scenes cos I start feeling like I have to hold my breath and get really uncomfortable.
BRAINS ARE DUMB LOL
ETA: Low level water I can handle. It’s SWIMMING stages I don’t do. Fucking oxygen meters and weird things in the water you need to maneuver around and ENDLESS SWIMMING BOTH WAYS and just how HUGE everything always is is just…ugh I swear my lungs ache at the thought of it.
The Ultimate Packing Guide For International Explorers
i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry
I’ve been itching soooooo horribly bad for a new tattoo lately and I think I’ve finally figured out what I want next but I still wanna sit on it for a few months to be completely 100% sure. I’m sure I’ll still love it later but I always like to wait. Plus I wanna research and find an artist that’s great with architectural type designs.
If anyone knows of any such artists in the LA/OC~ish areas (or just a really great one that you know of that won’t bleed me dry in funds) I’d happily take suggestions!
Tweet 1: I can see a lot of people either avoiding Plan B & ending up pregnant or attempting to take multiple doses & getting sick.
Tweet 2: anyone w a credit card (not everyone, I know) can/should use ella ella-rx.com they’ll ship it overnight $45
SIGNAL BOOST. Ella is another form of emergency contraception/the morning-after pill. It’s more effective than Plan B and can be taken up to FIVE DAYS after your mishap, rather than three days. Please spread this around; with all of the anti-choice legislation flying about and how difficult it can be for some people to get Plan B even OTC (like minors, people living in small towns, etc.), this might be the only way a lot of people can get their hands on the morning-after pill.
I’ve also read that Ella is more effective for plus size people.
This is important. Ella works for everyone. Plan B is not effective for people over 176 pounds. Protect yourself
Sorry for the really long post, I wanted to make sure I could get as much as I could in there. I saw these lovely posts and saw they all used to the same sites I do. So I combined theres, with some of mine that I love to use. I also added food, in here because I know I’m lazy so I thought you guys might appreciate it.
- convert anything to anything
- convert youtube videos to mp3
- download youtube videos
- download from 8tracks
- tricks to sleeping more
- what the fuck should I make for dinner
- what the fuck should I listen to now
- what the fuck should I do today
- what the fuck should I do with my life
- where the fuck should I go for drinks
- what’s the fucking weather
Fashion, makeup, hair:
- easy makeup tips
- eyeliner trick
- fashion guide/vocabulary
- makeup hacks
- Make up tips masterpost
- make up tips (more) (more) (more) (more) (more) (more)
- messy bun tutorial
- skirt types
- spoon tutorial
- winged eyeliner tutorial
Food in under 10 minutes:
Helpful for school (lots of writing tips):
- An already typed essay at your fingertips(type the subject and press random stuff and an essay forms)
- bibliography maker
- Didn’t listen in class?
- finals survival guide
- free microsoft word alternative
- homework help
- learn geography
- make flash cards
- math problem solver (2)
- Masterpost of writing software
- online ruler
- pull an all nighter but do well on your exam
- Stress Analyst
- when to go to sleep/wake up
- best learning website ever
- can’t remember the name of a song?
- check the trust level of any website
- consult this site before choosing a seat for your next flight
- find the name to the song
- is this website down for me or everyone?
- Less confusing view of the world time zones
- need a random number for a contest?
- never hit a dead end with a broken link
- self defense tips(x)
- survival tips
- upload anything from your iPhone etc. to your laptop
- wanna know how stuff works?
- watch movies/draw/everything??? with your online friends
- how to improve your self-esteem
- how to look busy at work/school
- how to love yourself
- how to pull an all nighted but do well on your exam
- how to study well
- how to survive College
- how to write an essay
- the best career fits for your star sign
- Bunch of cool things
- chrome extension tells you which tab is playing music
- delete yourself from web services
- donate food to people who are hungry (disable ad block)
- fake tweet generator
- HD celebrity images
- Play some online games like when we were kids
- prevent hangovers
- what font is that?
- working out master post
- how to download photoshop for mac for free
- how to download photoshop for pc for free
- in depth tutorial on how to make a gif
- pretty much any photoshop tutorial you will ever need
- photoshop help (2) (3) (4)
- resources for photoshop
- All Authors need to Know
- Alternatives to ‘said’
- Can’t remember a word?
- download free books
- download free kindle books
- Masterlist of study tips
- more writing tips
- read books online for free
- read/post fanfiction
- read/post stories
- Want to know who you write like?
- 10 sites to download free audio books
- all of the audio posts you’ve ever reblogged
- annoyed someone is asking you something they can find easily find them self?
- code for ask box
- easy way to make masterposts
- falling snow code for your tumblr theme
- find a gif reaction
- how to make tumblr themes
- html help
- install updates tab on a tumblr theme (x) (x)
- kawaii emoji’s
- mass tag replacer
- popular tumblr extentions (x) (x) (x)
- post limit checker
- theme hunter
- tumblr theme hunters (x) (x)
- see problems with your blog/website
- see your old themes
- url shortener
- does the opposite of ^^^
When you are bored:
- DIY household ideas
- silk - interactive generative art
- learn new things masterlist
- Paint a Nebula
- Super Mario
- silk - interactive generative art
- what should i do today?
When you are sad:
- break something
- cut something (blood) (tw!!)
- get a hug
- play cute games
- Receive Compliments
- see something cute
- the thoughts room
- A list of movies with links
- A list of scary movies with recovery
- A list of teen movies
- Disney Channel Movies from 1998-2013
- One of the best movie selections
- The Masterpost of other master posts to movies/tv shows
- Stream/watch tvs or movies
- tumblr dedicated to find finding movies
- watch free movies/tv shows
- when to pee during a movie
Hope these help you guys through out the year. Have a great year. :)