Reasons why people think my favorite color is black
Me: It would be cute if it was blackMe: That would look so much better if it came in black
Me: Does it come in black?
Me: Of course they have every color except black
Me: YES THERE'S A BLACK ONE!
Me: It's mostly black, I can dig this
Me: I'd wear it if it was black
Me: Why couldn't it be black?
Me: I'd buy it if there was a black one
Me: They should really make it in black
