utterly depraved & quietly losing control.
It has been a long motherfucking time coming good sirs. I was genuinely shy to talk to Bertbutt & I think it’s just cos I’ve waited so long. I’ve wanted a hug from him for ages and I finally got one and it was amazing cos then Jephacakes came in on it & said “Aww I want one too!” And I basically died in a sandwich of my two favorite members. sdfghjhgfd I could go on but I won’t. Hopefully I make it to the concert tomorrow!
P.S. Bert smells wonderfully clean with a hint of cigarettes so HA TAKE THAT BLANCA!
P.S.S. My brother literally drove out for an hour just so I could meet these guys. Best belated birthday/x-mas gift ever