"Thackery why don’t you ever kiss me?"
"Huh? What are you on about I kiss you all the time!"
"Yeah but you never kiss me in cute or clever ways like Alice and Tarrant. How about a little spontaneity?"
"Like what? Give me an example."
"Well, yesterday they were playing hide and go kiss."
"…..I don’t think I want to hear the rest of that story."
"You gutter rabbit no! The point is it’s clever! Sometimes you’re a little too shy for your own good, y’know?”
"Whatever, I don’t need you telling me how to love you proper I should be good enough to you the way I am!"
"I was just making a small suggestion don’t get your ears all in a bun-mmphghm!”
"Is that spontaneous enough for you my dear dormouse?”
"Shut up and don’t stop."