utterly depraved & quietly losing control.
Everyone everyone everyone who is following me.
If you are going to AX it is MANDATORY that you seek me out and request a piggyback ride.
I do not want to hear any of your ‘but I am bluh bluh shy’ or ‘but what if I weigh too much’ self deprecatory CRAP!
AGAIN, this is a MANDATORY assignment.
Attached is a photo me me carrying 2 people at once:
The offer is madly tempting sir but I honestly do weigh too much. I shall seek you out for a high five though :3