March 2011
bellusmortis asked: DILE A TU MADRE QUE TE LO HAGAAAAAAAAAA~
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Y'know those days when you get a word or phrase...
The word of the day today has been:
FELLATIO
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February 2011
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finnsblog asked: Hey! Its Finn the Human, do you like Adventure Time? Submit your favorite Adventure Time posts and I will publish them!
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He’s gonna be at a pub down the fucking street, literally three minutes away, from me tomorrow night while I’m at work.
SO CLOSE YET SO FAR AWAY /ANGST
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bellusmortis asked: I'm coming for you, you reclusive secretive hor. I will find you and I will force you to tell me, or the crawling Noel gets it.
bellusmortis asked: PRIMA ANDALE.
bellusmortis asked: aver aver aver, me nesecitas decir AHORITA MISMO!
sellswordking asked: WOT. What I am strangling you over? The tattoo you wanna get and the fact that you're thinking maybe it's not the best idea. Or is it a different one? What are you doing? Get the fuck on skype.
bellusmortis asked: is it a guys name?
bellusmortis asked: What did you wanna get done?
bellusmortis replied to your post:Y’know those moments/nights when you have a…
*pat pat* I know exactly what you’re going through. *tears*
oh cousin. truthfully I know I’d regret it someday but….god. THE INK CALLS TO ME~~
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Y’know those moments/nights when you have a passing thought about a tattoo that would be fucking ACE and then you start obsessing over getting it done until it consumes your insides and you are just desperate for the ink to be in your body?
And THEN you really think about it: In retrospect, you probably would not, in the long run, find it to be a very practical thing and it’s just...
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Girls: more horny than guys.
bellusmortis:
True facts.
no shame
bellusmortis asked: I've never seen Noel look so casual...
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That awkward moment when your ex-english teacher...
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Erika.
What are you doing, Erika.
Why do you feel it’s absolutely necessary to learn all about the medical procedure on how to pump a stomach.
Erika.
It is three am.
What is you.
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