idk about you guys but I make a pretty mean batch of delicious fake blood
I had a nightmare about Pitch last night. I’m not sure how to feel about that.
i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from to
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
sweetberrie replied to your post: sweetberrie replied to your post: y’know how… Its a long story that started with googling either Bradley Cooper or Joel. SDFGHJKJHGFDSDFGHJKHGFD THE CACKLES THAT I JUST DID BARRY OMFG SAVE ME LOLOEFGJLEGJADEGAGHHGGLOLOMAOGNAIG I mean, I’ll give you Joel cos you know about my love for the twincest with Benj, but you fucking would with Bradley Cooper I...
sweetberrie replied to your post: y’know how sometimes you start to read a fic for… I do the same. …..I’ve been best friends with you for like 6 years and you’ve never mentioned anything about reading fanfiction WHO ARE YOU WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BARRY WAFFLE
y’know how sometimes you start to read a fic for the lulz cos you’re bored or whatever and because the prompt is so ridiculous and the writing isn’t even honestly all that great but yet for some reason you keep reading more chapters and it’s not like you get sucked into it but it’s also not ENTIRELY terrible and 10 chapters later you’re like “wtf I still...
sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland we paint our...
It’s Noel’s 40th tomorrow and I honestly don’t know how I’m going to handle that. I mean, I’ll be at Disney so I’ll prolly have a cupcake or sommat in celebration but I’ll mostly just sit there and think “sob sob whine boo hoo I miss you it all hurts and i don’t know why” It’s too complicated
hotdadezrakoenig: have u ever wanted to make out with a guitar solo bc i have
I like watching people on my dashboard send themselves anonymous messages. It’s just hilarious.
you know how there’s some songs that like, the instant you hear the first few notes they just give you this pang in the heart every time and you visibly flinch because for whatever reason you never see it coming and it always gets you for just a second? yeah, “Slip Like Space” does that to me every freakin time.
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
whitedenimjacket: ierosway: ierosway: the year is 2033. frank has waited 40 years for gerard. gerard has finally come to his senses. they get married. i am 49 years old. they are in their 60s. the mcrmy stir from their graves and reunite in celebration and tears. 300 hundred notes later and no one has corrected me on my math frerard shippers can’t math they’re too busy crying