when the sexual tension/build up in a fic is just right and your toes are curling and you’re basically speed reading and skimming because you just wanna get to the smut but also you wanna slow down and savor each brush of fingers and gaze and swooping feeling in the stomach or the biting of lips and clenching of hands and shuffling of feet and
holy crap i didn’t think anyone would ask LOL kayyy:
1.) Hmmm I think I remember starting a Warped bands Alice in Wonderland AU once. I’m sure I still have the snippets of it lying around somewhere!
2.) LOL ok see the thing is, I’m not really that ashamed of my kinks? They’re awful, vile things but there really is no shame ??? Hmm, maybe Sounding? Or Somnophilia (my gods do i salivate over it) and it’s pretty much impossible to find fics with those so yeah, lets go with that. OH how bout this: Person A being really sick in bed (bad cold or something) and Person B being a great nurse at first but then kinda getting turned on by how miserable and so cute and helpless Person A looks so they kinda pretty much just take advantage of the situation and then uber guilt cloud follows cos Person A was so out of it. K thats a really specific thing but its been a kink/scenario that every one of my OTP’s has had in my head since I was about 11 so yeah lol woooo I started HXC
3.) I’m terrible at writing smut so none of that exists lol fantasy wise hmm…anything that involves a crown and throne sex has me weak at the knees.
5.) SOrry but I actually legit cannot speak of this one anywhere where there can be proof of it. SORRY!
7.) What IS a fandom guilty pleasure? Since this question makes no sense to me I’m just gonna say my favorite thing is watching people in fandoms argue over dumb things and get so heated about it. Especially when it’s something I know the truth about.
8.) ANY OLD GIFS I MADE. God that is EMBARRASSING. Seriously. That first year? I want to erase them all lol. I only really got decent at them last year? Everything got better when the tumblr limit changed. Anytime I see them still floating around I CRINGE because they could have been so so SO much better. SORRY TUMBLR.
10.) Y’know, Honestly not. I mean, yeah every now and then associations with certain fandoms suck, but its the price we pay. It’s really hard for me to find the shame angle in all of the things I once enjoyed cos like, there’s a good chance I probably DO still enjoy it. I think the only one I could /maybe/ say is the Escape the Fate fandom, but that was just cos the band started making shit music after their second album and the guys kinda changed and everything went tits up and the whole thing just fell apart. I’m honestly shocked they’re STILL a band. They were all such sweet guys that I had the best of times with for a good few years.
This is exactly what I was aiming for. You’re an awful, filthy cunt and I am not alone. Scoreboard.
Hey, I never said I wasn’t an awful filthy cunt. *Kanye Shrug* In all technicalities he’d be the awful one not me. I’d just be laying there DYING. He’s the one with his cock out in the middle of a road jerking it to some girl he just plowed with his car. I mean, at least have the decency to call an ambulance and THEN finish. How ungentlemanly.
You’re asking for gentlemanly out of that Irish cockgarage? Wrong bloody actor.
I’m awake so early cos of my retarded sleeping habits getting even more fucked up so now i want to make all the gifs I’ve been wanting to work on but its fucking 43 degrees in my house with no heater and i don’t want to sit at my desktop do you see the dilemma ???
“Wait a minute. You expect us poor innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church?… We’ll do it! And we’re not doing it for the sake of art, and we’re not doing it for the sake of money. No—we’re doing it because… we like painting naked people.”—Yakko (via wineforthree)
Ok, which organ do I need to sell to get The Almighty Johnsons back.
Do you think my soul is enough to stop this injustice?
Who do I need to blackmail?!
I refuse all of this and am going into 300% denial for the rest of my life.
my next idea is to write to NZ on Air (the government body that actually FUNDED most of season 3) get them to fund another season (or a few) and then they can just air the show on the net. Screw the TV networks, GO STRAIGHT TO THE VIEWERS. ALL OF THEM. OVERSEAS, NEW ZEALAND, WHEREVER. They just need the dosh to actually make the show.
The thing about the show is that it is doing well overseas, so why wouldn’t they continue to fund a show that promotes New Zealand to even larger audiences?!?!
an online petition with more than 5,000 signatures… all in vain.
Actually you’ve got a good idea there Broadway! Coupled with a link to the aforementioned petition, maybe we’d have a shot? Albeit it would be a tiny one, but it’s better than nothing! I will NOT sit by and do nothing this time. I won’t take this without a fight dammit! THAT IS NOT WHAT THE JOHNSONS TAUGHT ME TO DO.
And it’s even more brilliant to put it online cos then they’d definitely be getting a good amount of ratings. Maybe partner with Netflix internationally? I know it’s on Netflix in the U.K. I think? But it’s not here in the U.S. at least. Hell even host it on a TAJ-centric website. OR EVEN YOUTUBE LIKE THE ZEBISODES. SOMETHING. ANYTHING.
So even in my sleep I can’t escape my Durin/Hobbit anticipation.
The past week and a half or so I’ve continuously had one dream or another that involved either the Durin’s or just random Hobbit characters in general and scenes from the films my mind has completely fabricated cos apparently now I’ve gotten that desperate.
But todays was the worst.
I dreamt about Fili and Thorin getting their armor on for BoFA at Erebor and I don’t really remember what they were talking about but at one point Thorin looked at him and goes "This will all be yours someday soon nephew; I will not reign forever. You will be called King Under the Mountain one day. I only wish your father could see you now and then."
AND THEN I WOKE UP REALLY DISTRESSED AND WITH A GROSS FEELING AND I HAD TO WORK LIKE THAT ALL NIGHT UUUGGHHH ;_____________;
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy